Danger I’m Heavily Armed

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$25.00 USD

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Size Chart

Size	Width	Length
Small	18"	28"
Medium	20"	29"
Large	22"	30"
X-Large	24"	31"
2X-Large	26"	32"
3X-Large	28"	33"

T-shirt Info

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, Gildan Softstyle is a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) that feels blissful to wear all year round.
The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style.
Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes.
Solid colors are 100% cotton.
Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester.
Made in Bangladesh

Sustainability

Bring a little “harmless menace” to your closet with this funny octopus t-shirt featuring a punny ocean graphic that always gets a double-take. Front and center is an adorably smug octopus (yes, all the arms) paired with the line:

“Danger I’m heavily armed”

This octopus pun graphic tee is perfect for anyone who loves dad joke shirts, ocean vibes, and cute-but-sarcastic humor. It’s the kind of funny graphic t-shirt you can wear anywhere—because nothing says “threat” like an adorable sea creature with a killer punchline.

Great for:

Anyone shopping for a funny ocean t-shirt or sea life graphic tee
Fans of dad joke pun shirts, wordplay, and “so-bad-it’s-good” humor
Marine biology gifts, aquarium lovers, beach people, and ocean-obsessed friends
Casual hangouts, vacations, parties, and as a funny t-shirt gift that actually gets laughs